Alzi hates boxes... He hates them with a passion. When he saw that gigantic box sitting out there, all helpless looking, he couldn't resist calling the crew over for what would become an epic battle.

An epic battle it was...

With weapons ready, we jumped into the fray! That box had probably killed and raped one of our mothers and that's a crime we can't allow to go unpunished.

Seconds turned into minutes. Minutes... Well, 45 minutes total. Fucking box was tenacious! I mean, look at it... What an epic battle. The crew, well we cried together. We laughed together. We told stories to each other. Hell, I think Falfouran went AFK for about 15 minutes during this fight.

The end result was another victory for Tenacious!

You fought well, gigantic box.

In other news, it appears that Xandart is a complete bitch.

Until next time friends. Stay classy! Oh, and Xandart, stop being a little bitch, brah!